995. You get a little bit more trimmed
You’re at your local barber shop a la hair style salon and they are working away cutting your hair. As they are putting the last final touches they ask “round or squared”? Not sure what looks best you pick an option and then they trim your sideburns.
After a few minutes they hand you the mirror to look at the trim. Then as you are looking you notice one sideburn seems to be shorter than the other and then the barber agrees and trims making it just a bit worse than before now it’s even shorter than the other.
You get it finally fixed and now get the final spin and notice the “buzz” patch in the back of your head…
Now how awful is that?