967. Messy Food

Nothing more annoying, embarrassing, and painful than these foods in public and then asking, “Is there anything on my face?” or having to dig it out for the next 20 min:

Caramel: the gooey stuff just gets stuck to you incisors.

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Fish Bones: jabbing at your gum or caught in your throat, quite piercing

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Popcorn shucks: the yellow skin that digs between the gums.

 

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Cotton Candy: this sweet treats sticks to you; face, hands, lips, where else?!

 

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Ice Cream: sliding all down your chin and on to your brand new shoes!

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BBQ Ribs & Wings: grab those ribs and a bib cause it’s gunna get all over!Go to fullsize image

 

Spaghetti: a fiasco when the fork misses the mouth!

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Now go and enjoy your meal!

I think you got a smudge right there… now how awful is that?!

 

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* How to be Sexy Eating Messy Food

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