913: People that talk to you closely with bad breath
03/05/2010 1 Comment
Why must you stand so close to me and prolong your words with long drawn out letters? I can hear what you’re saying at a farther distance away from me! It really makes matters worse when it’s like your boss or someone important and you really don’t want to hurt their feelings so you subtly offer them gum.
Then they ask oh is it my breath? Yet they laugh a little and say no I was a bit hungry. For gum, really – who gets hungry for gum? Yeah your breath does smell and stop standing uncomfortably close to me!
Now how awful smelling is that?!