830. The broken glass in the sink

 

Washing the dishes has always been a chore.  When the sink fills up with dirty grimy plates, pots, and cups.  You fill the sink with warm water and start to pull apart the heavier dishes and only to hear the smash at the bottom of the sink because a glass cup fell.  You inspect the cup carefully only to find it cracked and broken.  It scares me the most when one time I tried doing that and the glass shard when up my hand causing a small gash.  So whatever you do lift the cups out first and set them aside before you start attacking the heavier items.  Set them to the side and clean.  No one wants to wash dishes to drain the water to find fingers at the bottom.  AWFULLY fingerless!

831. Going overdressed to a party

Nothing says inconvenient like going to a party all dolled up when everyone is in short shorts, flip flops, and a tank top.  A pool party, I though you said prom party.  You just end up walking around surveying the scene hoping that you are just imaging the atrocity, but it’s right floaties and margaritas abound you are definitely a bit overloaded with cummerbund and bow-tie.  Might as well go back to the car and roll up those, take off the blazer, pants and loosen up your white shirt.  Things are about to get a little cooler.

AWFUL attire!

832. Walking into a hard corner

 

Ever get up from the TV at night to grab a glass of milk and cookies and on the walk back misguided your steps back and walked into the hard edge of the coffee table?  That searing pain as you jab the corner into your shin.  It sits there and pangs and throbs for about an hour.  How about what happened to me yesterday…I was walking out of the public restroom, the door being heavy to open I pry open with my elbow.  As I toss out the paper with that hand and catching the door..I walk into the door jabbing my forearm into the door handle that jutted out.  The very next day a round bump on my arm and a swollen pain the seared up my arm like I was carrying a 50 lb weight all day.  Final point on the way to the bathroom, you return back to walk into the corner of the bedpost to knick your knee.  So in the end just be careful walking and try not to bump into anything…..AWFUL!

833. The mound of lint left in the dryer

What do you do with that?  I know you throw it away, but shouldn’t t hey just put belly buttons on dryers?  That’s what they do too!

It’s crazy to see what pounds of gunk is caught in there!  I think I should just give it to the cat she can roll around in it!  Maybe just stuff it in my grandma’s purse she can rub her hands against it she’s kinda cold natured!  What a mess…AWFUL!

Further Reading:

* Ways to Reuse Dryer Lint

834. Finding that first gray hair

 

So every morning before departing to work you brush your teeth, you wash your face, you check yourself over lean in for a closer look then there it is…how can it be?  A gray hair, but I’m only 27?  Nooo you have to be kidding me, you try…

* Closing the mini blind yeah it’s the morning sun…no still white looking

* It”s dust I’ll brush it off, nope still there…

* It’s too many light on in the bathroom, go in the dim lit bedroom and look in the vanity mirror, yeah it’s definitely gray…

Grr no tweezers – oh well.

Now how awfully shady is that?!

Further Reading:

835. When someone leaves a few seconds left on the microwave

You know you’re waiting to heat up your sandwich and there it is that 14 / 10/ 2 seconds left sitting there staring at you in the eyes.  How do numbers stare at you?!  They do, trust they do.  That evil green matrix style numbers eating at your soul when they lay there on the microwave display screen because SOMEONE forgot to clear the screen back to “0”.  Just stop doing it!

How awfully 14 annoying is that?!

836. The place in your back that you can’t reach that itches the most

No matter how hard you try it never seems to fail that it itches more than anything. You mentally psyche yourself thinking that the itching has stopped but no of course it returns some 5 minutes later with vengeance.  A simple reach to the back over the shoulder nor around the side, if you don’t have a back scratcher then you are doomed to sit it out and go a la cat method and rub against the foot of the couch hoping it will ease the pain away.

How AWFULly itchy is that?!