877: The end of sardines in a can

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I don’t know or even admire anyone who likes these little fish tikes on their pizza.  More of a great joke of the 80’s to have pizza orders on TV with anchovies – cue the ba dum ching [cymbal sound for the joke].  Well needless to say the last of these little fishy friends will be finally cut from production in the US, oh well better settle for tuna salad breath  now… awfully sad or exciting…???

Further Reading:

* The last can made in the us

* Sardine recipes

883: Pouring a bowl of cereal only to realize you have no milk

Thanks to Brandon E:

Got the midnight snack munchies?!

You wake up in the middle of the night and think what would really satisfy your hunger pangs and just settle it over till you have to wake up?

Cereal!

You moozy on over to the kitchen pick out the cereal (my fav Frosted Flakes) and you our out a great big bowl of cereal.  As you’re halfway awake you close back the cereal box and put it back in the cupboard.  As you go over to the fridge you stop, turn, and get a spoon.  You turn back and reach for the milk you stare.  No milk!

Huh?  You close the door and think to yourself maybe the light was too bright as you were squinting to find the container – you reopen the fridge door, oh no the milk container was behind the OJ.  You lift up the container and it nearly flies off the shelf.  Huh…that’s funny.  As you open up the spout and give it a sniff – yup fresh – you turn the container to pour…

Go to fullsize imagea drop of milk comes out! No milk, really..no milk.  Apparently it was a novel idea to drink the milk and leave the milk container in there empty – thanks roomie!  Now how awful is that when they wake up to find the empty container sitting at their nightstand in the morning!

884: Easter Egg Hunts

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You would think oh how fun, but I find that there are 5 reasons why I think that although this exciting adventure may b a fun romp in the field, it can be quite an upsetting experience!

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5. Hard to reach eggs: if they are in the muddy banks or in a spot where you have to help find a friend to give you a “boost” to reach in the tree.

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4. Money eggs: Hidden eggs that have only a penny in it  or just a piece of paper that says “You’re egg-static!”, what no dollar?!

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3. Overacheiver hunters: People who aren’t part of the Easter egg hunt who find it after you’ve hid it in a park and claim that “the didn’t know” as they eat the candy and litter the empty shell and then walk away with a bag full of eggs.

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2. Bad weather during an egg hunt.

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1. Adult eggs hunts: They are for kid’s you never see them planned for adults, sure they can “play” along, but where are they at?!

Just step on my egg-citement like a rotten egg why don’t you, guess I’ll have to go back to my Hatchlings app and hunt for virtual eggs – maybe that’s better and less awful of an option!

887: When they run out of your fav seasonal candy

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So Easter is coming and I don’t know about anyone else but I think it’s the best holiday out there.  Nothing is more fun than finding random hidden eggs and getting all dressed up to get dirty and then sitting by a giant rabbit and smiling!

Go to fullsize imageI always get excited because Peeps come out and now they have come  out in all sorts of color like green, pink, and blue apart from the standard yellow and now they have rabbits.  I think hey need to stick with standard chocolate rabbits, but what do I care I just can’t get enough peeps.  I know I went shopping yesterday and felt truly bad for m friend because she wanted pink bunnies and really they didn’t have any 😦  Sad face I know I even went up and down all the 500 checkout aisles at Walmart to see if they had them nope – not even close all chickens no rabbits!  They had every other color for the rabbits but no pink ones.

Well at least she got her Robin’s Egg candies.  Although she pouted it still wasn’t the same…now how awfully sad is that?!

889: Craving Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday

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…and they’re closed!

Awful!

891: Leaving your wallet in the car at the check out line

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Nothing says I’m just as forgetful as all get out when you’ve checked out a grocery cart full of items and then at the moment the total is chimed that you realized you left your wallet in the car.  All you have is a quarter in your pocket.  As you frantically search your pockets you are stunned to realize that it fell out of your pocket in the small space in the crack of the car.  Nice!

Don’t dare turn back to look at the long line behind you at the after work shopper’s rush.  The guy behind you isn’t glaring at you but think how awfully much of a dummy you are for forgetting.

894: Medications with More Side Effects than Benefits

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One would think that with the recent approval about to close on the national health care plan for everyone to be insured you’d think they would have a firm handle on drugs.  The medication commercials seems to frighten me more than what I’d hope it could do.  I can attest that every time I see one of the commercials I just tend to glare off the TV so I can think when the show will come on because I don’t think I’d care to listen to 14 side effects some that after hearing I think “why bother?”.

The best thing to do with friends is when a commercial such as  that comes on is to guess what possible side effects the new-found miracle drug will have.  Suicidal thoughts, diarrhea, itchy blotchy skin – oh run to the doctor and sign me up!  Now how awful* is that?!

* Please be aware that this blog may cause bloating, irritable bowels, red skin, may not be suitable for adults over the age of 40, can intensify appetites, and have slight nerve damage.  If you experience one or more of these reactions.  Stop reading this blog and comment below!

Enjoy one of the New Medicine Videos below!

* Sucofucolox: the side-effect medication