956. Realizing when your clothes are a bit too tight

As you are getting ready to go out for one of the numerous functions (date, work, play) you go to your closet and put on a pair of jeans only to realize that the button is a little bit tough to tighten.  Then you think to yourself . o O (Did I do the laundry the other day?!  Maybe it’s just shrunk and snugged up a little!) as you convince yourself that could be the reason you suck in your stomach and try to relax only to then realize you still can’t manage to button it up still.  So you jump back lying on the bed sucking in your deepest and parying to the holiest of figures that it’ll fit this one time and sucking in your last breath the button finally comes together.

You stand in the mirror in disbelief and disgust and think geesh what happened to myself!  As you stand there and try to let out a little more air halfway breathing in and out you lower your hands. There! Got it!https://i2.wp.com/www.blogcdn.com/www.thatsfit.com/media/2007/04/jeans.jpg

As you put on your shirt and then prepare to put on your socks you then realize – oh great! Now I have zipper up the pants.  Now how awfully tight is that?!

Further Reading:

* How to Stretch Out Too Tight Jeans

* Instant Button for Jeans

* 10 yrs Younger: Jean Buying Guide

1000.Finding the jeans you want but not having the size you need

In times with the holidays, you are just crossing off on your lists of lists and suddenly there it is!  Gleaming from across the store that item that you’ve always wanted, those pair of jeans you saw in the window display and it’s calling you.  Where did the sunlight come from?! Even moreso, how did the sounds of “AHHHHHHHH!!!!…” come across the loud sound system and no one seems to care?!

That’s alright because everyone has frozen in the store and it’s you and those miraculous jeans you really weren’t in the mood for buying, but hey it’s the holidays I can treat myself to one thing right?  Well, not exactly. Now as you frantically sift through the various styles of jeans and then finding the exact style only to realize that they don’t have your size – the ones you need.

So as that ever-so-perky attendant comes up to you, “Do you need any help?!”  Yes, why yes I do!  You hand them the jeans and ask them if they have it in your size.  They go to the back of the store and wait..

And wait…

And wait even more….

Fidgeting around you think they must have gone to the factory and made them back there by hand, really what gives?!

Shortly they return chipper as ever and with a light skip to smile so widely and tell you.  “Sorry but we don’t have any in that size and I’ve tried all the local stores and they don’t have any either.”  As you stand there meagerly disappointed they throw on the added point,” But we have it in a shade darker!”

As if the shade darker will help you in this moment of excitement, oh well…back to the holiday shopping…

Now how awful is that?