Rise & Shine! Always best to start your day with a fresh swig of mouth wash, floss, and grab that fine toothbrush and the dreaded toothpaste tube. Wait a second…dreaded…why so? Unbeknownst to the average person the tube can be quite an unforgiving product brought to cabinets of many millions of Americans. Here’s the top 3 reasons why:
- No matter how many times you wipe it down your child always has to squeeze the tube from the middle of the toothpaste tube. Not many tend to squeeze from the bottom of the tube letting the toothpaste just lay like a badly molded arts and crafts project in your cabinet.
- It’s something about pouring the toothpaste finely on the toothbrush that little kid’s can’t seem to balance. It lands on the floor and on the counter, in your clothes only to crust over. Get to work an hour later explain that odd stain to your co-workers they’ll probably grin at you slyly and say, “Suuure…”
- My most obnoxious find is when people grab the living life out of the toothpaste and let the contents pour out like a freshly burst birthday pinata – surprise! No it’s okay don’t clear off the top of the toothpaste, I got it! Cause I want to sit overnight and crust over and dry nothing says fun in the morning like crusty dried up toothpaste flakes!
Well hopefully that will start your day with a smile – how awfully exciting is that – floss on my friends!